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Leon tripped along hornily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Lola, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a booby hopping along, carrying a condom in its mouth.
Leon was almost in a hole when he came across a bitchy cake, lying alone on a sexy plate. "That must be a treat from my horny bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked wussy, so he ate it.
It gave him the most fucky tingling sensation in his vagina. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Lola.
When Lola came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Leon cried pervertedly.
"Your tits! And your penis!" Lola said. "They're faggy! Can't you feel it?"
Leon felt his tits and his penis. They were indeed quite faggy. "Oh, no!" Leon said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that bitchy cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Lola said. "I got you a dildo. It must have been that pervy man who lives nearby. He acts a little sexily, ever since he fucked a vibrator."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Leon sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Lola said bitchily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your tits is really slutty like that."
"Really?" Leon dried her tears. Leon kissed Lola and it was an entirely pussy sensation, that shines like the sun.
They spent the night having entirely pussy sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Rin stepped nervously out into the curious sunshine, and admired Kaito's Face. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scillintating sight."
Kaito climbed off the Tennis racket and walked romantically across the grass to greet his lover. Rin patted Kaito on the Eye and then tried to slap him lovingly, but without success.
"That's all right," Kaito said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not small," Rin. "Not as small as the time we slapped at the base of a waterfall."
Kaito nodded carefully. "We were large back in those days."
"Our Hairs were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Rin said. "Everything seems spacious and vexing when you're young."
"Of course," Kaito said. "But now we're colorful, we can still have fun. If we go about it vexingly."
"Vexingly?" Rin said . "But how?"
"With this," Kaito said and held out a troublesome phone. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to slap."
Rin swallowed the phone at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to slap vexingly. They slapped like the waters of my true heart. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Oh Mai LAWD I lol'd at this!
(I know what I'm going to be doing all summer xD)
Petite Lang Syne
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Petite Lang Syne
Tonio sipped painfully at his drink and stood petite behind a candy. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel indecent and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how yummy his biceps got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Tonio knew very well why he was at the party: to see Prima.
Ah, Prima. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her sexy sternocleidomastoid made Tonio's heart beat like a fish out of water.
But tonight everyone was masked. Tonio peered beautifully through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Prima. There, he thought, the woman over by the grab bag, the creepy one with the puppy mask. It had to be Prima. No one else could look so heavy, even in a puppy mask.
She began to walk Tonio's way and Tonio started to panic. What if she actually talked to Tonio?
Prima came right up to Tonio and Tonio thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Prima said happily. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the video game," Tonio said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so long.
Just then, a bumpy voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Tonio's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Prima might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Prima swept Tonio into her arms, bent him in the barn, and kissed Tonio sleepily, slipping him the tongue and groping his gluteus maximus.
Tonio could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out sexily and pulled Prima's mask off her face. It was Prima! "I knew it was you," Tonio said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Prima said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Tonio watched her go. She would be right back, Tonio was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.
And then they would fall in love.
♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓
Your Obedient Friend and Angel,
-O.G.
My "Ask" blogs on Tumblr~ Click if you are interested~
===================================================== KERBEROS-LOIDS
AKA My UTAUS. Click on 'em if you're interested! (mind you, they are all voiced by me) :
DOHOHOHO *died* I Saw Taiwan!Al Kissing Santa Claus
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I Saw Taiwan!Al Kissing Santa Claus
Big Al woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one sexy box that looked like a money.
Then Big Al noticed that Taiwan!Al was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Big Al thought that he would surprise Taiwan!Al. Maybe even sneak up behind him and toss him on his loud abs. That always made Taiwan!Al fancy.
Big Al crept greedily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its lovely lights, and the presents, heaped up awkwardly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Taiwan!Al. Kissing someone.
Big Al was so angry, he picked up a jeans from a table and threw it quickly on the rug.
They both looked around.
"Taiwan!Al, you soft manatee!" Big Al yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Big Al looked and then rubbed his gluteus maximus and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Taiwan!Al said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a hard kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Big Al said hungrily. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be long."
That seemed reasonable. Big Al went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like it's raining men. He made Big Al's neck feel all quiet.
"You see?" Taiwan!Al said sexily and Big Al saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
(used the same words as before for the next two, just to see) To Hungrily Toss
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To Hungrily Toss
Big Al and Taiwan!Al were celebrating a hard Valentine's Day together. Big Al had cooked a quiet dinner and they ate on the rug by candlelight.
"My darling," Taiwan!Al said, stroking Big Al's gluteus maximus, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Big Al. "It is but a lovely token of my sexy love."
Big Al opened the box. Inside was a hot jeans! He gazed at it awkwardly. Then he gazed at Taiwan!Al awkwardly. "It's soft," Big Al said. "Come here and let me toss you."
Just then, a long crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like it's raining men. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a fancy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Taiwan!Al read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other greedily as the crone cackled some more. Big Al's abs began to tremble. Then Taiwan!Al shrugged, pulled out a money, and hit the crone on her neck. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Big Al said and kissed Taiwan!Al quickly. "This is a loud Valentine's Day!"
They sexily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they undressed each other all night long.
The Battle For The Troll
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The Battle For The Troll
On the rug, Big Al undressed his troll. He had been busy with the troll for hours and now wanted nothing more than a sexy cuddle or a hard massage from his lover Taiwan!Al.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his fancy Taiwan!Al appeared at the door, grinning sexily.
"Put down the troll," Taiwan!Al said greedily. "Unless you want me to toss that troll on your abs."
Big Al put down the troll. He was lovely. He had never seen Taiwan!Al so quiet before and it made him hot.
Taiwan!Al picked up the troll, then withdrew a jeans from his gluteus maximus. "Don't be so lovely," Taiwan!Al said with a quiet grimace. "A manatee bit my neck this morning, and everything became loud. Now with this troll and this jeans I can greedily rule the world!"
Big Al clutched his soft neck hungrily. This was his lover, his fancy Taiwan!Al, now staring at him with a quiet gluteus maximus.
"Fight it!" Big Al shouted. "The manatee just wants the troll for his own fancy devices! He doesn't love you, not the sexy way I do!"
Big Al could see Taiwan!Al trembling hungrily. Big Al reached out his abs and touched Taiwan!Al's gluteus maximus greedily. He was fancy, so fancy, but he knew only his soft love for Taiwan!Al would break the manatee's spell.
Sure enough, Taiwan!Al dropped the troll with a thunk. "Oh, Big Al," he squealed. "I'm so sexy, can you ever forgive me?"
But Big Al had already moved on the rug. Like it's raining men, he pressed his abs into Taiwan!Al's gluteus maximus. And as they fell together in a loud fit of love, the troll lay on the floor, hot and forgotten.
last one for today~
(I'm actually waiting until TF2 finishes downloading so I'mma make some more, but maybe not post it.... >.>...)
The Miracle Of The Manatee UTAU yuri~ C:
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The Miracle Of The Manatee
Vestasarinia hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like peas and carrots. She loathed it.
Every December, Vestasarinia would feel herself getting all disposable inside. She refused to put up a Christmas book, she snapped at anyone normal enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Vestasarinia had to go to the mall to buy a small grab bag. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing stubbornly around and so much Christmas music blaring passionately, she thought her crotch would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a proper woman collecting for charity. Vestasarinia never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the proper woman dropped his bells and ran on the rug. There was an unconscious manatee right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the proper woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Vestasarinia rushed out and proportionately pushed them both out of the way. There was a imported bang and then everything went dark.
When Vestasarinia woke up, she was in a boring room. There was a Christmas book in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Vestasarinia's neck hurt. A lot.
The proper woman came into the room. "I'm so congested!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Kyrie. You saved me from the truck. But your neck is broken."
Vestasarinia hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas book up and her neck was broken, she felt quite poorest, especially when she looked at Kyrie.
"Your neck must hurt hypocritically," Kyrie said. "I think this will help." And she shimmied Vestasarinia several times.
Now Vestasarinia felt very poorest indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Kyrie. "I love you," she said, and kissed Kyrie fatuously.
"I love you too," said Kyrie. Just then, the manatee ran into the room and nuzzled Vestasarinia's boobs. "I brought him home with us," Kyrie said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Vestasarinia said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
My bro did this one... lol it involves UTAU/VOCALOID wubz xD Untwisted Love
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Untwisted Love
Kyrus finished packing. Ever since Len, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Kyrus had been flambouyant.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing eated him, all was pugnacious. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going by the feet to become a scummier preagitation.
Just then, there was a yummy knock at the door. Kyrus opened it and stood there endophytically for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his gluteus maximus.
When Kyrus came to, Len was holding his boobs and looking nonhazardous. "My love," Len said stainably, "I'm sorry for the upscale shock. I've been shipwrecked on a sexy island for the last ten years, living like a boss. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my sternocleidomastoid in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Kyrus could hardly believe his Len had returned. "I will always love you, sternocleidomastoid or no sternocleidomastoid. Besides, you can cover it up with a money."
They embraced electrosynthetically and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was evily.
♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓
Your Obedient Friend and Angel,
-O.G.
My "Ask" blogs on Tumblr~ Click if you are interested~
===================================================== KERBEROS-LOIDS
AKA My UTAUS. Click on 'em if you're interested! (mind you, they are all voiced by me) :
On a pointy and rapey morning, Miki sat in a tummy. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her face ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Mickey to love someone with a sharp head?
Uglily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a funny ugly stick, all on a summer's day. I wish my Mickey would fag me, in his own faggy way..."
"Do you?" Mickey sat down beside Miki and put his hand on Miki's ear. "I think that could be arranged."
Miki gasped pregnantly. "But what about my sharp head?"
"I like it," Mickey said faggily. "I think it's preggy."
They came together and their kiss was like the beauty of a rainbow.
"I love you," Miki said prettily.
"I love you too," Mickey replied and fagged her.
They bought a mouse, moved in together, and lived funnily ever after.
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Defoko and Momo went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Defoko hit Momo in her foot with a big sarcastic iceball. It hurt a lot, but Defoko kissed it cooly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really friggin snow man!" Defoko said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Momo said. "That would be more soopah and politically correct."
"I know," Defoko said. "We can make a snow Wheatley. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up sluggishly and made a fat snow Wheatley. Defoko put on a potato for the boobie. The Wheatley was almost as big as Momo.
"It looks lovely," Defoko said cockily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Momo said and held up a paranormal opal. "I found this in the waiting room." She put the opal onto the Wheatley's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Wheatley, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a bawss.
Momo screamed briskly and ran but the snow Wheatley chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Wheatley discovered her bashfully.
"Nobody does that to my little Mashy Head," Defoko screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Wheatley through the eye. It fell down and Defoko kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Momo said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The opal lay in the yard until an insane child picked it up and took it home.
I Saw Defoko Kissing Santa Claus
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Momo woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one friggin box that looked like a potato.
Then Momo noticed that Defoko was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
Momo thought that she would surprise Defoko. Maybe even sneak up behind her and fling her on her paranormal foot. That always made Defoko lovely.
Momo crept sluggishly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its fat lights, and the presents, heaped up bashfully, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Defoko. Kissing someone.
Momo was so angry, she picked up a head from a table and threw it cooly in the waiting room.
They both looked around.
"Defoko, you sarcastic Wheatley!" Momo yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Momo looked and then rubbed her eye and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Defoko said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a mashy kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Momo said briskly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be insane."
That seemed reasonable. Momo went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a bawss. He made Momo's boobie feel all euphoric.
"You see?" Defoko said cockily and Momo saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
Pridefully Tripping
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Miriam tripped along steadily. She was on her way to meet her lover, Piko, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a hambeast hopping along, carrying a cake in its mouth.
Miriam was almost in somebody's kitchen when she came across a mature cake, lying alone on a wunderbar plate. "That must be a treat from my sparkly bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked lukewarm, so she ate it.
It gave her the most glowing tingling sensation in her left buttock. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Piko.
When Piko came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Miriam cried remorsefully.
"Your USB port! And your special place!" Piko said. "They're doleful! Can't you feel it?"
Miriam felt her USB port and her special place. They were indeed quite doleful. "Oh, no!" Miriam said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that mature cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Piko said. "I got you a portal gun. It must have been that deadly man who lives nearby. He acts a little apologetically, ever since he screwed up a chapstick."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Miriam sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Piko said luckily, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your USB port is really embarassed like that."
"Really?" Miriam dried his tears. Miriam kissed Piko and it was an entirely science-y sensation, like the mental hospital had just announced it was turning all its tenants loose.
They spent the night having entirely science-y sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Inuhebi and Piko went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Inuhebi hit Piko in his tail with a big phallic iceball. It hurt a lot, but Inuhebi kissed it slyly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really gender-ambiguous snow man!" Inuhebi said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Piko said. "That would be more quick and politically correct."
"I know," Inuhebi said. "We can make a snow trap. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up wondrously and made an angular snow trap. Inuhebi put on a banana for the magnificent crotch. The trap was almost as big as Piko.
"It looks off-white," Inuhebi said snarkily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Piko said and held up a grotesque soup can. "I found this on a couch." He put the soup can onto the trap's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the trap, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like that guy wearing a funny hat Piko saw walking down the street once.
Piko screamed orgasmically and ran but the snow trap chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow trap kissed him happily.
"Nobody does that to my little Strange Pineapple," Inuhebi screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow trap through the ahoge. It fell down and Inuhebi kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Piko said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The soup can lay in the yard until a scaly child picked it up and took it home.
Ah~ I remember messing with Drabble Generator with my original characters. Memories, lots of awkward memories.
Let me try at this~
The Miracle of the Octopus
(Sonika/Miku, GL)
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Sonika hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like how I gave you my number and wanted you to call me maybe.. She loathed it.
Every December, Sonika would feel herself getting all English inside. She refused to put up a Christmas spring onion, she snapped at anyone little enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Sonika had to go to the mall to buy a chubby CD. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing slowly around and so much Christmas music blaring innocently, she thought her chest would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a teal woman collecting for charity. Sonika never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the teal woman dropped his bells and ran on a walking eggplant. There was an indecent octopus right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the teal woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Sonika rushed out and huskily pushed them both out of the way. There was a dorky bang and then everything went dark.
When Sonika woke up, she was in a green room. There was a Christmas spring onion in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Sonika's eye hurt. A lot.
The teal woman came into the room. "I'm so Japanese!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Miku. You saved me from the truck. But your eye is broken."
Sonika hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas spring onion up and her eye was broken, she felt quite wet, especially when she looked at Miku.
"Your eye must hurt stupidly," Miku said. "I think this will help." And she chomped Sonika several times.
Now Sonika felt very wet indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Miku. "I love you," she said, and kissed Miku quickly.
"I love you too," said Miku. Just then, the octopus ran into the room and nuzzled Sonika's hair. "I brought him home with us," Miku said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Sonika said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
The Octopus Princess
(Sonika/Miku, GL)
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Sonika was walking through a little meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a teal little octopus lying under a tree.
Sonika skipped over to see the dear thing and was indecent to find that she was hurt! A star had pierced her dorky little eye and she whimpered stupidly with the pain.
"My Japanese little friend," Sonika said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the star, as huskily as she could. The octopus cried out and Sonika's heart ached, like how I gave you my number and wanted you to call me maybe.. "You'll be all right," Sonika whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Miku and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Miku up in her arms, Sonika carried her home and made a bed for her beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Sonika nursed Miku, cleaning her eye and feeding her CD-brand octopus chow.
On the eighth night, Miku climbed into bed with Sonika. She burrowed under the covers and innocently chomped Sonika's chest. It made Sonika giggle and she cuddled close to Miku, stroking her hair and singing quickly to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Sonika hurried home so she could curl up with Miku. It gave her a English feeling whenever Miku chomped her chest.
Then one night, Miku looked up at Sonika and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a wet princess."
Sonika screamed slowly, she was so surprised. How could an octopus talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Miku said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Sonika said and kissed Miku on her hair. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a wet princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess Miku," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Sonika said.
"See?" Miku said and showed Sonika the scar from the star on her eye. Then she kissed Sonika and they tumbled on a walking eggplant and did a lot of very chubby things, some of them involving a green spring onion.
"I love you," Miku said when they were done. Sonika clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Miku had stashed away.
And if Miku didn't know about Sonika's visits to the octopus sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.
Yyyyeah, mine aren't as awesome as Opera Ghost's and Azuralunar's. ;_;
Miku hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it Like 50 kilograms of crystal meth combined with opium and cyanide.. She loathed it.
Every December, Miku would feel herself getting all Slutty inside. She refused to put up a Christmas Bitch, she snapped at anyone Apple ass enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Miku had to go to the mall to buy a Tiny Shit. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing Excessively around and so much Christmas music blaring Discreetly, she thought her Vagina would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a Fucking woman collecting for charity. Miku never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the Fucking woman dropped his bells and ran Like a boss. There was a Eyesore Pony right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the Fucking woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Miku rushed out and Oddly pushed them both out of the way. There was a Huge bang and then everything went dark.
When Miku woke up, she was in a Lewd room. There was a Christmas Bitch in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Miku's Penis hurt. A lot.
The Fucking woman came into the room. "I'm so Maso!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Luka. You saved me from the truck. But your Penis is broken."
Miku hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas Bitch up and her Penis was broken, she felt quite Sexy, especially when she looked at Luka.
"Your Penis must hurt Mindblowingly," Luka said. "I think this will help." And she Cum Miku several times.
Now Miku felt very Sexy indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Luka. "I love you," she said, and kissed Luka Extremely.
"I love you too," said Luka. Just then, the Pony ran into the room and nuzzled Miku's Ass. "I brought him home with us," Luka said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Miku said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
I loled real hard.
Warning,not safe for children,+16
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Okay,make that +18,this kind of shit isn't for you
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You really shouldn't watch this
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So you think you're smartass huh?Come on click it again,I dare you
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Persistent aren't cha?If you want to watch it that bad then fine.Click it for the last time
On a green and meloncholy morning, Yukari sat in a sauna. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her epidermis ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Piko to love someone with an adorable scrotum?
Gently, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a long orange Prometheus, all on a summer's day. I wish my Piko would eat me, in his own crusty way..."
"Do you?" Piko sat down beside Yukari and put his hand on Yukari's elbow. "I think that could be arranged."
Yukari gasped gentlemanly. "But what about my adorable scrotum?"
"I like it," Piko said angrily. "I think it's hilarious."
They came together and their kiss was like a long and drawn out orgasm between two lovers.
"I love you," Yukari said irravocably.
"I love you too," Piko replied and ate her.
They bought a kangaroo, moved in together, and lived quietly ever after.
"Even if you can't see me, believe me." -Hachi, translated by vgperson
On an ugly and glittery morning, miku sat on the roadroller. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her twintails ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect luka to love someone with a furry leg?
Huskily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a fat stupid larval rin, all on a summer's day. I wish my luka would punch me, in her own horrible way..."
"Do you?" luka sat down beside miku and put her hand on miku's headset. "I think that could be arranged."
miku gasped sadly. "But what about my furry leg?"
"I like it," luka said dumbly. "I think it's gorgeous."
They came together and their kiss was like a len who lost his bananas.
"I love you," miku said angrily.
"I love you too," luka replied and punched her.
They bought an octopus, moved in together, and lived happily ever after.
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Yuki strode along the path, making for Ghastly Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Smooth Doll, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Anus.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her serendipitous pool just in time to face the grey man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck huskily, and Yuki barely raised her pool to meet the attack. They fought long and murderously until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Yuki found herself forced to one knee, the man's pool pressed to her abrasive butt. "I am Tonio of Ghastly Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Smooth Doll. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in bed."
But Yuki had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her pool with a twist, overpowered Tonio and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Yuki said, looking down upon him.
Tonio's derriere shimmered like the godfather except a real one. "I have underestimated you, Yuki. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Yuki's desire was enflamed. Her butt throbbed and all her thoughts were to shoot Tonio like a koala. Yuki caressed Tonio's pink derriere and he responded. They came together joyously, and their joining was as petrifying as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet limo!" Yuki groaned and shot Tonio as hastily as she could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Yuki said. "That's where I put the Smooth Doll for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed begrudgingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their black love. "We will stay together forever," Tonio said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Anus never got the Smooth Doll and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
Yellow Lang Syne
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Piko sipped absurdly at his drink and stood yellow behind a phone. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel enamoured and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how black his ass got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Piko knew very well why he was at the party: to see Meiko.
Ah, Meiko. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her frozen anus made Piko's heart beat like hot candle wax trickling on sweaty skin.
But tonight everyone was masked. Piko peered hastily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Meiko. There, he thought, the woman over by the whip, the sticky one with the parrot mask. It had to be Meiko. No one else could look so feindish, even in a parrot mask.
She began to walk Piko's way and Piko started to panic. What if she actually talked to Piko?
Meiko came right up to Piko and Piko thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Meiko said begrudgingly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the snake," Piko said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so gigantic.
Just then, a fluid voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Piko's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Meiko might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Meiko swept Piko into her arms, bent him in bed, and kissed Piko huskily, slipping him the tongue and groping his butt.
Piko could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out hotly and pulled Meiko's mask off her face. It was Meiko! "I knew it was you," Piko said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Meiko said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Piko watched her go. She would be right back, Piko was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.
And then they would fall in love.
Hotly Tripping
Spoiler
Iroha tripped along absurdly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Mizki, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a Hello Kitty hopping along, carrying a bouquet in its mouth.
Iroha was almost in bed when she came across a sweet cake, lying alone on a miniature plate. "That must be a treat from my black bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked pink, so she ate it.
It gave her the most poofy tingling sensation in her ass. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Mizki.
When Mizki came out to meet her, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Iroha cried huskily.
"Your butt! And your anus!" Mizki said. "They're swollen! Can't you feel it?"
Iroha felt her butt and her anus. They were indeed quite swollen. "Oh, no!" Iroha said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that sweet cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Mizki said. "I got you a Hello Kitty. It must have been that miraculous man who lives nearby. He acts a little begrudgingly, ever since he mewled a candy."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Iroha sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Mizki said hastily, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your butt is really enamoured like that."
"Really?" Iroha dried his tears. Iroha kissed Mizki and it was an entirely sticky sensation, like Hello Kitty being all pink and kawaii and shit.
They spent the night having entirely sticky sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
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