CRUNCH! CRASH!
"SorrySorrySorrySorry!"
Thats how this all started.
"What is going on out here?!" Dell yelled.
Stepping out the door, he walked right into KIAIKO, one of his fellow roomates, and another VOYAKILOID.
"Ow!" she squeaked, falling on her butt.
"Whoops. Sorry about that." Dell said, looking down.
"Its okay, I'm used to it." KIAKO said. She had a point. Her and her twin, KIATO were two of the clumsiest people he's ever met. So much so, their creator gave them a first aid kit as their character item.
"What is going on?" he asked her, as he pulled her to her feet.
"Uhm, I think the Kagamime twins ran over Haku's scooter."
Dell sighed. That was probably as much Haku's fault as it was those blonde headed devil twins.
He made sure KIAIKO was aright, then walked over to survey the damage. Behind him, he saw Deruko chit-chatting with Luka Megurine. Probably about Gakupo and how useless he is.
Or something like that.
As he neared the wrecked scooter, he noticed MEITO was over.
But judging from the look on his face, not even
he would be able to fix it.
Kneeling down, he saw Len walk up to him.
"SorrySorrySorrySorry!" he continued.
jeez, doesn't this kid ever stop to breath? he thought.
Of course not. He doesn't need to. Duh. Dell mentally kicked himself for that.
"Okay, what happened?" Dell asked. "And will you get off my car, KIAITO!"
The VOYAKILOID looked over at him, swinging his feet like a kid. "Rin and Len ran over Haku's scooter. I thought you would have figured that out by now."
Rin turned to Dell. "You're lucky the RoadRoller isn't damaged, I'd have to sue you for destrction of property!"
Dell shot her a dirty look. "Hey, you ran over the scooter first. If anything, I should be sueing you."
Rin went back to checking the RaodRoller without another word, unlike her twin, who was still prattling on.
"SorrySorrySorryItWasAnAccidentAndWeDidn'tSeeItSorryDellPleaseDon'tBeMadYouCan'tBeMadAtUsItWasAnAccidentWeDidn'tMeanIt..."
What girls see in him, I'll never know. Dell thought to himself.
"So, MEITO, what do you think?" he asked.
The gendebend shook his head. "That steamroller--"
"ROADROLLER!" Rin interrupted.
"Whatever. It flattened the scooter pretty good. I don't think its salvageable, let alone fixable." he concluded.
That wasn't what Dell wanted to hear. He did
not have the time, nor the patience to buy a new one.
Just then sf-a2 Miki showed up with Gachapoid, Yuki, and Yukito Kaai, sreeching somthing about airplanes and running in a circle like a moron.
(Note, I love Miki and I don't think she's a moron. Dell just doesn't like fun.)
At the same time, MEIKO came out of the Cryptonoid's house and confronted Haku.
"I seem to be missing five bottles of sake. You wouldn't happen to know anthing about that, would you?"
"What? Ah, me? N-no! I don't know what you're talking about!" Haku said.
Haku is a terrible liar.
Dell thought back to last night. Haku had been out for some time, and when he heard her come in last night, he thought he heard the clanking of alchohol bottles.
He didn't think much of it, at the time. Haku often forgrets things whn she gets drunk, and will sometimes buy more alchohol, thinking she is out.
One time, she forgot she was drunk, and spent the day acting very proper, if not slightly British.
But thats a different story.
Dell as jarred out of his thoughts by a high pitche wail.
THinking one of the kids scraped their knee, or whatever kids cry about these days, he looked in the direction of the noise.
Only to find that it was Gakupo Kamui.
Whining like a little girl.
While and actual girl - Gakuko to be exact - was attempting to calm him down.
And she was failing.
"Hey! Will you knock it off, you baby!" Tekuno shouted out the window at his Vocaloid counterpart. "Some of us are trying to play Tetris!"
Neru Akita joined the insanity later, stopping by to talk to Miku.
About something pointless and time consuming. Dell was sure of it.
Trying to regain his train of thought, he reached for his pocket, only to find his ciggarettes gone.
That was the last straw.
"WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!?" he hollered.
Well, everyone
did shut up.
"Miki..." Miku said. "I thing you should let the kids rest a bit." she jerked her head in the direction of the AHSloids house.
"But we want to play some more!" Gacha said.
"Yeah! I want to play hide and seek!" Yuki added.
"Oh. hide and seek, yeah!" Yukio agreed.
Miki... Miku said again.
Thinking quickly, Miki remembered something.
"Uh... oh! I made some cherry cheesecake today, and I was hoping I could share it with you. But if you'd rather stay outside, I guess I'll have to eat it all myself."
"What? No! We want cheescake, too!" THe three children ran towards the AHSloids house, Miki following.
When the doors and windows were shut, and Miku could hear
Gachapin and Mukku blasting from the television, she turned to the Kagamines.
Just one look from Miku sent them off as fast as the RoadRoller could go. Which was actually pretty fast.
Haku Approached Dell, whose face was the same shade of red as his eyes.
"Dell?" Haku said quietly.
"Yes Haku?" he replied through gritted teeth.
"Ah, I f-found your ciggarrettes t-today..."
Reaching in her back pocket, she took out a small white box, and a red lighter.
"H-here you go..."
Snatching them up, Dell immediately lit one and took a big inhale.
Only to find that they reeked (and tasted) of old sake.
Dell dropped the ciggarette and ran straight to the bathroom, where he promptly threw up.
"Tomorrow, I'm staying in bed." he said, before throwing up again.
That night, Iroha had some 'Hello Kitty' movie blasting from the AHSloids house, Luka and Gakupo were fighting, Tekuno was yelling at is PDA and the Kagamines were arguing about who had to wash the RoadRoller.
In the moring, Gakupo was found naked in a tree, a large hole was made in the AHSloids house, destroying the TV and Iroha's movie, and the RoadRoller was found hotwired at the bottom of a nearby lake, with Tekuno's PDA jammed in the tailpipe.
Dell was oddly happy that day.
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