[lentaco]

a0b0-xy, on 10 June 2011 - 10:59 PM, said:

Okay, okay, I'll do Leila's.

_{Yay~ :3
Looking forward to it XDXD}

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Okay, It'll be up tomorrow.
_{^{I have to go to bed right now. I'm tired.}}

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Luka, on 11 June 2011 - 03:03 AM, said:

"10. Vocaloid related fanfictions should be posted in The Library subforum."

Moved thread to The Library.

Oh, sorry. I'll be more careful next time.
Thanks, Luka.

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a0b0-xy, on 10 June 2011 - 10:41 PM, said:

Okay, It'll be up tomorrow.
_{^{I have to go to bed right now. I'm tired.}}

And a week later, here it is!


File Three: AAAH!
Description: After a night of parting Luka and KAITO wake up... to eachother.

Main Characters: Luka Megurine, KAITO
Rating: T for Luka's potty mouth.

Spoiler

"AHH!"
"AHH!"

AHHHH!!!

"What the hell are you doing in my bed, you perv!" Luka screamed.
"ME? You're the one with her hand around my waist!" KAITO screamed back.

"I was raching for a knife to stab you for putting your hand in my boobs!"

"I thought you were MEIKO!"
"I thought you were Gakupo!"

...

"You're sleeping with Gakupo?"

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Luka screamed again, beating KAITO with whatever was nearby.

"OW! STOP IT! Do you want to wake the whole house?!"

"...oh shi-"
"CRAPCRAPCRAP!" KAITO hollored over her.

"Get out of my bed!" Luka ordered, kicking him forcefully.
"This is my room!" KAITO hollered back.

"No its... whose room is this?" Luka stopped. Pale blue colored walls, grey sheets, blue rug... this wasn't her room.
Thats when she saw it.
On the bookself.

A NEGI PLANT.
NEGI.

"Fu- "
"LUKA!"

"Shut up you moron, can't you see we've been duped?" She said, pointing to the negi plant.
"So what? Its just negi-ooooh..." realization had finally dawned on KAITO.

"THAT GIRL IS DEAD." Luka said getting up. Unfortunately, she was in her undergarments.
Which meant KAITO was on the ground with a broken face within a second of her realizing this.

"Lugah yew gant hit Migu, shesuh minur" KAITO said, using his scarf to stop the bleeding.
This wasn't working, by the way.

"I CAN, I WILL, AND SHE'LL RUE THE DAY SHE MESSED WITH ME."

"Yew mite wunna put un sum glothes furs."
*crack*

"OWW! Luga, wuddud yew duh dat fur?"

Later that day, after some (not so) manly sobbing from Gakupo, and some reconstructive surgery for KAITO, Miku was found by Teto and Defoko, upside down in the park, hanging by her ankles.
A bloody Len Kagamine was found nearby, presumably a victim of Rin and Neru.

A note was attached to a negi, impaled into the ground like a post.

It read:
You've been warned.
DON'T TRY THAT AGAIN.

♥♥ With Love, Luka and MEIKO

Below it in different writing was:

PS: If Len isn't awake by the time you get down, take him to the hospital. ~Neru and Rin

[lentaco]

<sub>Luka's face in that picture is hysterical
xD;;

Luka's got a potty mouth~~ O_O
And after she hit KAITO and broke his jaw or whatever
my first thought when he said Luga was Peter Luger
*is hungry* o_O

I wonder what MEIKO and Gakupo's reactions were when they first found out~ o.o

*makes mental note not to trick Luka and KAITO into bed together*
O.o</sub>

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lentaco, on 17 June 2011 - 07:20 PM, said:

_{Luka's face in that picture is hysterical
xD;;}

I do aim to please.

lentaco, on 17 June 2011 - 07:20 PM, said:

_{Luka's got a potty mouth~~ O_O
And after she hit KAITO and broke his jaw or whatever
my first thought when he said Luga was Peter Luger
*is hungry* o_O}

I'm sure that was very clever, but I don't get it.

lentaco, on 17 June 2011 - 07:20 PM, said:

_{I wonder what MEIKO and Gakupo's reactions were when they first found out~ o.o}

I feel this would be best explained in the form of image macros.

MEIKO

Spoiler

Gakupo

Spoiler

lentaco, on 17 June 2011 - 07:20 PM, said:

_{*makes mental note not to trick Luka and KAITO into bed together*
O.o}

Good idea.

Thanks, Leila.

[℉ε℮łїηℊ_ϟαḓ]

Oh, Oh! I got an idea. What if the Shion family had a party together :3

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a0b0-xy, on 17 June 2011 - 08:30 PM, said:

I'm sure that was very clever, but I don't get it.

_{It wasn't really meant to be clever or understood~ ^^;;
Just my hungriness. Luga made me think Peter Luger, which made me think of steak~
That's all o.o}

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Dr. Mad Jess PhD, on 17 June 2011 - 07:32 PM, said:

Oh, Oh! I got an idea. What if the Shion family had a party together :3

"If someone else thinks so, then sure. I want to get a few suggestions then do a vote. Somehow.

lentaco, on 17 June 2011 - 07:35 PM, said:

_{It wasn't really meant to be clever or understood~ ^^;;
Just my hungriness. Luga made me think Peter Luger, which made me think of steak~
That's all o.o}

... If there wan an emoticon for a blank stare, I'd use it. How are those two things related?
LOL Leila, go eat something. You hunger is making you crazy.

[lentaco]

a0b0-xy, on 17 June 2011 - 08:41 PM, said:

... If there wan an emoticon for a blank stare, I'd use it. How are those two things related?
LOL Leila, go eat something. You hunger is making you crazy.

<sub>Luga and Luger are pronounced the same in my mind
So Luga made me think Luger and I thought of Peter Luger steakhouse xD;
I don't even like steak >_>

*goes to get some food*
o.o



What if Shion family had a party and Haku crashed it dressed as a monkey and singing The Lazy Song~
o__O

I know. Hunger is making me crazy
Going to find food now XD;;</sub>

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File Four: "Piko, you Manwhore Player!"
Description: The virtual singers return to school after a break, and Miki learns that some of her friends had more fun than others...

Main Characters: sf-a2 Miki, Iroha, and Piko.
Rating: T, for Tetris

Spoiler

*rrrrrring!*

"Oh, oh, lets sit here!" Miku said loudly, dragging a surprised Sakine in with her.

"M-Miku, chill out!" She tried to say as Miku pulled them to the aformentioned seats.

"But I want to sit near the window! The main characters of TV shows always sit near the window!"

"Wh-what?"

Meanwhile, not everyone was as happy as Miku.

"SF-A2 MIKI! YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!"

A furious Iroha Nekomura stormed in to Miki's class, dragging a terrified Piko Utatane behind her.

Len, Neru, and Rin were in a corner of the room, observing this.

"Is that Iroha?"
"Yeah, and she looks pisse-"

"Rin!" Len shouted.
"What?"

"Don't swear in school."

"Its not swearing if its true."

"That... made no sense. Anyway, what is she doing in here? I thought she had class next door."
"She does, and so does Piko."

"MIKI!" Iroha shouted at her again, finally getting the readhead's attention.

"What, Iroha? Teto and I we're just having a convversation about Cherry danishes."

"Which are delicious, by the way." Teto chimed in.

"Nya, that can wait. You need to hear this."

"What is so important, and why do you have Piko by the tail?"

"I-its not a tail..." Piko mumbled.

"Guess what I just saw him doing?"

"What?" Miki and Teto said in unison.

"I just saw him making googly eyes at Uta Utane!"

"Defoko?!" Teto said, shocked. The default girl was nice and all, but Teto didn't think she was all that... dateable. Especially with her love for heavy artillery.

"Nya! Yes! He was getting all mushy over her when I walked into class."

"Piko, how could you!?"

"Isn't Defoko your cousin or something?" Teto asked.

"Piko! Thats disgusting!" Miki yelled.

"Nononono! My last name is Utatane, Defoko's last name is Utane. I have an extra 'ta'. We aren't related."

"Like that'd stop you anyway, you manwhore!"
Miki, Iroha, and Teto stopped to see who shouted. It was Neru!

"Nya,what are you talking about, Akita?" Iroha asked.

The Boukaloid flipped open her phone. "Lookie what I caught while on vacation. Defoko isn't the only one Piko was getting mushy with."

she scrolled to a picture of Piko and a younger looking Red 'loid.

"Who's that?"

"An Utau?"

"No, I've met all of the UTAUloids. It has to be someone super new."

Len and Rin walked over and looked over at the picture
And immediately burst into giggles.

"What?"

"Ohohoho, Miki, you are not going to like this." Rin said in between laughing fits.

"What?"

"Well, ah- ahaha!" Len laughed.

"What are you two laughing about?" she demanded.

The twins looked at eachother.

"Well, Miki..."
"We have good news and bad news."

"The good news is, we know who it is."
"The bad news is..."

The twins said this last parn in unison.

"Thats a boy."

Looks of shock showed on Miki, Teto, Neru, Iroha's faces. Piko on the other hand, was plain freaking out.
"What are you taking about?!"

"That's Lui Hibiki."
"He is a new Vocaloid that is going to be released later this year."

"He's more of a shota than Len!"

"Yeah, he- HEY! I am not a shota!"

"Oh, Len, you're silly. Of course you are."

"If I'm a shota, than you're a loli!."

"Well, everyone loves lolis." Rin said, giving a twirl.

"But... but..." Piko stammered. "But we kissed!"

...

"Pffft!"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh, wow, Piko. How drunk were you?"

"I wasn't. She- he- uh... said I was cute and all, and that they wanted to hook up once they were released publicly. Plus, she had a cute butt."

"And then you kissed."
"Kissed him"

"Well, that wasn't all..."

...

"We... got... in bed, and..."

"Oh. my...." Iroha mumbled.

"WE PLAYED TETRIS!" Piko sobbed.

...

"Is that a euphism?" Rin asked.

"A what?"

"She means 'euphemism', Piko." Len corrected. "Was that a euphemism for something."

"No, we really did play Tetris." Piko said. "What did you think I meant?"

"Think about it, dear." Miki said.

"... AW GROSS! NO WAY!" Piko shouted."Get your minds out of the gutter!"

"Well, you were giggling and stuff as you ran off." Neru said. "What was I supposed to think?"

"So, you only kissed?" Miki said.

"Mmhm."

"Well, I suppose I can for give that..." Miki said. "Iroha, you can leave now."

"Thats it?! He kissed a boy! And he liked it!"

"That's copyright infringement, Miss Nekomura." Hiyama said from the head of the room.

"No, its okay. See you later Piko-pie."
"Love you, Miki-cakes"

"Ugh, I just threw up a little." Iroha said, rolling her eyes. "C'mon, you." She walked out of the classroom, still dragging Piko behind her.

"Neru, text me that photo."

"Uh, alright." she said, confused.

"Thanks. I have some punishment to dole out. NOBODY messes with sf-a2 Miki Furukawa."

"You have a last name?" Neru said, surprised.

"Well, its my voice provider's last name, so I guess it's mine, too."

"Huh. Alright, then. Have fun with that." she said, going over to her seat, and taking a nap.

----------------------------

Later that week, on the front page of the daily newspaper, was the picture of Lui and Piko kissing, with the words:
PIKO UTATANE EXPOSED! He kissed a boy, and he liked it.

"That's still copyright infringement." Kiyoteru said as he read the newspaper and sipped his coffee.

Outside, Rin and Yuki were fighting.
Yuki heard about Rin being a 'loli', and she didn't want competition.

I dunno LOL. Hope you enjoyed it.

I don't hate Piko, its just really fun to put him in awkward situations.

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>> Double Posts

>> Awkwardly covers it up by asking for your opinion

So, continue on Yes/no?

You like so far?

[TrueShadow]

Just read all 4 stories, and I really liked them.

A suggestion : Kiyoteru is seen to meet up with a woman after he finishes teaching... Yuki is not pleased.

[lentaco]

Why didn't I notice you posted another story sooner? o.o;

Wow, never would've imagined Piko as a player ;o
_{Now excuse me while I try to get the song I Kissed A Girl out of my head;o}

Yes, continue~ :3

By the way...
I love the new name of this thread 8D;;