Let's meet the protagonist! (Which may or may not be slightly NSFW)
One Hepzibah "Bootsy" Cardinal, kawaii cat girl, hunter-gatherer extraordinare, and soph at PigeoNation school.
Follow her as she aspires to get 'laid'*
*(Yes this LP will have terrible nonsensical bird puns)
: I should say...this school is known for one thing in particular.
This school is Japan's-no, the world's greatest gathering place for gifted birds...
...I'm often asked why I chose to come here, despite not being a bird.
Can't imagine why
: It was all I could to adjust to the atmosphere last year. Better make up for all that lost fun!
Out heroine is quickly snapped out of her fantasies about boning birds, however.
So this is bachelor #1! The typical good natured long time friend.
I feel ya gurl. I can't function without a slab of beef in the morning.
Our bachelor is quickly snapped out of his fantasies of cooking (probably by sacrificing his siblings), however.
Time to go to class!
I hear you can date the teacher too! I wonder what he's li-
who put my dad in the game?
Yeah math tends to do that to people
: No, just y-
There's a new kid! Let's get around to introducing my new
It's one of these...these haughty types.
You're on my shitlist, effective immediately.
But of course, Bootsy aint gonna stand for that shit.
Not shown: Bootsy grabbing a grenade from her backpack while screaming FOR JUSTICE!!!!
HI I AM A HUGE TOOL
Moving on to bigger and better things...
: SUDDENLY I've remembered that I borrowed a shit ton of books from the library and completely furrgot to return them before school ended! Tehee~
And so Bootsy enters the empty library...
/stares blankly at the cacaphony of cooing outside
Can't say I've ever noticed
So here we've got your typical socially awkward woobie bookworm. Well, I do
like morning doves...
N-nevermind, I take it back! Come into my arms you cutie aefjhrgrhsewa
:Now get out
: I keep meeting depressing people today...
Bootsy's deep musings are rudely interrupted by the huge tool standing next to a bigger, slightly less tool-y looking tool.
(I forgot to screencap this part, but basically it was Le Bel arguing with another dove who turns out to be his brother. It's one of those typical HOW COULD YOU IGNORE YOUR OWN BROTHER?/ YOU'RE NO BROTHER OF MINE! with La Bel storming off after calling his older brother a half breed. Shiiiieeet.)
Bootsy, why...why would you pick the word juicy?
The only two things that come to mind when you say that are juicy sex and a juicy chicken wing. You do not
want to see what I'm picturing in my head right now.
But then thankfully larger tool notices Bootsy eavesdropping. She apologizes in the only way she can
: I-I-I-I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to listen in on you!
with a touch of...
girl da fuq are you doing
Large tool thankfully has no problem with this and takes the moment to introduce himself
One of your typical bishounen playboy types.
MOVING ON BECAUSE THESE TWO ARE LAME...
: School is over already! That went by awfurry fast. :3
But something's missing...
Way to forget your own friend, Bootsy. Y'know, the rock pigeon we were first introduced to?
As it turns out, he's in the infirmary (Bootsy tells us that he's always had a weak stomach-he's a keeper), so off our little feline heroine goes.
...Except there's no one there. Bootsy wants to stress the fact that there's really no one there
There you have it, everyone.
: WHELP MIGHT AS WELL SNOOP AROUND...
This place is full of drugs!
Ethylpar, tri-fe, lucio benzene...what do these even do?
???: Care to find out?
To be continued...
(What will happen to our heroine?
If you thought 'RAPE!', you're wrong. This (thankfully?) isn't an ero game.